My parents need to understand that I’m not fucking happy like I used to be, I need space and I like being alone
Where’s the bird, Wilson? I’m nearly bursting with Pirate pride here. Weevil want to punch a cracker!
#I need to talk to someone about the noise level…#…in my neighbourhood which is truly out of control!#I mean you got motorcycle gangs gunshots…#…heavy metal music? It’s gotten to the point where I can’t even sleep at night.#I’ll bet that if my zip code ended in 0909 you’d have a patrol car swinging by the house every 10 minutes. [adopting a hokey accent] Good ev#But no it’s the barrio. So you figure hey they’ll sort it out themselves.#And don’t get me started on what this is doing to the property values in my neighbourhood!#I have a good mind to run for the city council and if I win I’ll promise you this.#Well then you leave the sheriff a note: he shouldn’t expect Eli Navarro Esquire’s vote this year!
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Because evey night I tell her about you.
Dean doing the jaw thing
"Oh right, you don’t know Leslie. That means that she loves it so much she can’t speak."