THEY’RE NL CHAMPIONS
WE’RE GOING TO THE WORLD SERIES!!!!!!
-It’s time you heal this. You understand? No more. No more, Juicy.
-I love you, my brother.
-I love you. Thanks, brother.
- me: I am a Juice fan but also a rational adult. I understand that Juice is probably about to do something incredibly stupid and/or die. I am a reasonable person who will calmly watch this happen and understand he is a fictional character and it is just a fucking television show and not let affect me emotionally.
- juice: [ gets a hang nail ]
- me: omggggggggg BABYDOLL SUGAR PIE HONEY BUNS MY SWEET PRECIOUS ANGEL WHY DO ALL THESE TERRIBLE THINGS HAPPEN TO YOU PLEASE LET ME BAKE YOU COOKIES AND CUDDLE YOU AND FIX YOU WITH MY LOVE OMG I AM ABOUT TO WALK INTO TRAFFIC SOMEONE STOP THIS FROM HAPPENING I AM NO LONGER BREATHING SOMEONE GET THE PADDLES AND SHOCK ME BACK TO LIFE I CAN'T HANDLE ANYTHING ABOUT THIS
Brandon Belt: a summary
is there something cuter than drunk, sleeping Severide? I don’t think so